pushing cars outta the snow

Uncategorized — simon @ 10:20 pm

they call it a blistering blizzard but it taint muchmore or less of the snow we useta get as kids and then, when snowstorm meant you couldn’t get out the door, i see your grimace through the hood mittens tied by string up through your coat, rednose poking through the elastic part of that thing we wore at our necks, pom-poms, snow pants shoes, wool socks transpiring before you got outside to snowbanks in front of your house. february. ive started reading kerouac again, boy, it had been years, ol’ ti-jean! i despise him now, the way you despise your older brother, you know you love him, really, unconditionally, i am used to his turns of tongue and ramblings, they are mine too, have been, so much so it tires me, can lonesome traveler not be something new to me, do i know you that well jack, i see you at city lights bookstore, though i dont know if ya would go or not, and  i and my ramblins thru  ireland my senseless streams going through the night, for a euro, that fateful day at a pub with the bard himself, how i still cant believe we sat there the two of us, speaking joual, my worries nothing then, i thought i could so easily travel the world, do you have dreams of beyond frisco, do you see as i did in tofino, tokyo, a night in a singapor port singingdrinking, the endless watery graves of chinese pirates. quitting smoking and i dont got the patience to be a wino no more or persuade 17yearolds to hitchhike with me to no-place, i dont need to shave my head, meditate neither. its so middle now, i’ll say this, but ive never and maybe only because its been what like 6 years or so and we dont really talk to her much and i doubt she would read this but marianne calls me up middle of the night as im typing on the typewriter aylmer floor, i think another booty call of post derek thinking shes a lesbian period, simon can you come now?? its urgent! i hop on one of the three unicycles in the multicoloured cons & bj t’s closet, get there shes tremblin i hold down one leg in the bed that saw us do it to bird on a wire with a matchbook sock on it, her arm starts to shake, so on, we cant take an ambulance, they cost too much she paranoys, national bank on the corner we cab it to the general, where shes telling them the meds make her feel like a monster, lying on a bed waiting for a doctor for forever i read her the poem i was typing over over backwarts over, she falls a sleep. a minute. open her eyes asks me whats happening, we walk out of there, stealing buttless garments, 4 am, i later envied such fervent craziness, in dublin, until it finally happened to me, though maybe just paranoid from smoking too much pot, and in an instant it was over, one deep breath. i  been thinking about the emails i used to write from aspor2, how i never write those large elogies no more, how facebook has stolen the letter-like email, though the aspor thing was  more than due for a change, but im envisioning shutting it down, so heres one from the records:

if it werent for the robert service described
wanderlust, read that poem, you’ll see, id stick
around victoria for a while, perhaps much to your
dismay, if it werent for the fact that i lost the
novel i was righting and as it were my wallet, which
in my supposition, i dont need anyway, i would
probably go to germany by way of monterey, if it wasnt
raining to day i would spend it all on strolls through
parks and walks to the university universe, the
government building is lit up with a million lights
and i have my own light inside on top of buildings
being built where we dance in dusk, when we get to
that state we realize that everyone is beautiful and
beauty, as it were, does not need words, so whatever,
happens, and we make up a new word for whatever, i
would tell it in this letter but it has no spelling,
and you know that one day we’ll meet again, maybe
thats why we keep on being friends, all through these
ages, pages of history, historically is the way we’re
s’posed to be, but your raps dont have to rhyme so
i’ll say that day will be valentine

Message too long!

Uncategorized — simon @ 9:05 am

In the bedroom, alone, teo’s out filming, bored, sun sets at 5:14, 2:58, memories of the gay club, typical day of the week,

Facebook wouldnt let me post this as my status:

J’m'ennuie des belles artistes-chanteuses interpretes autrices-compositrices raccontrices folk rock indie blues herbe-bleue klezmere jazzée celto-franco-anglo-saxonne-germano-latinne-egypto-japo-gitano-marrocco-mexico, 000OOOoooH! Canada! (regardless of whether or not they were anglo-quebecois that were irish seperatists, montrealers who didnt speak a word of french the kids of the military, the fille from the lac-st-jean, who spent a year in calgâry or the baby boy born franco in tofino the franco-manitoban métis, the franco-ontarian from that small catholic village, the acadian, the seperatist newfie from labrador you couldnt ignore it was happening there) qui hontait les sous-sols du vieux quebec, les nuits etanchées de bière rousse, nos blondes et clair de lune, les nuits blanches, et les lendemains de veilles, le 15h32h abord la crisse de RTC, jusqu’à sein-thug-de-nowhere, les matins, juste avant le coucher du soleil martien, dans les marchés aux puces de Pop, les bazaars de federations ukrainieinnes bizarres, sur st-zotique ou sur st-viateur, à plâce d’youville, st-roch, limouâloue.
Greetings from sunny Bucureşti!

best boy grip

Uncategorized — simon @ 12:55 pm

bored and tired, possibly coming down with something, caterer

Teo is filming a movie with her colleagues.

LINIȘTE !

ACȚIUNE !

I don’t really know what it’s about but i’m gonna be in the credits.

I suck

Uncategorized — simon @ 5:49 pm

A couple days ago, I participated in the ritual of slaughtering a pig for christmas. I was going to let the pictures do the talking but I don’t know to downsize them because they’re apparently too big.

Meggyleves at Agape

Uncategorized — simon @ 10:14 am

Snowy train tracks, no food or water with us, just watched napoleon dynamite, past Daneş, I think we’re entering Sighişoara, I’ll stop for a smoke and throw the butt out the open doors between wagons, lights out, probably running behind schedule,

I’ve eaten at a few interesting places in Cluj. The Viking restaurant where I ate about the equivalent of half a pig in various forms. Another place where people eat in cells, in an old musky brick basement. And today (or yesterday by the time I post this) I got to eat at a Hungarian restaurant I had met Teo’s film crew at once and had wished to eat there ever since.

It’s not so much for the food. I mean, yes, I did try fruit soup for the first time. Mainly cherry based with pieces of pear and apple and a hint of citrus. And apart from the goulash, most of the stuff we ate could also be considered Romanian. Mind you, Romania has a tendency to adopt foods from surrounding areas just like any other country.

We went for the atmosphere. We step through the wide-open heavy wooden doors from the street onto the carpeted floor, and there in the hallway with the snow blowing in, is a woman standing behind a small reception desk, surrounded by windows, since the same establishment also doubles as a hotel, to the left a flight of stairs going up, and a fake christmas tree stands pretty much smack dab in front of her. A few more steps and automatic glass doors open, it has the feel of some neo-church to it, the glass ceiling, neon signs, a water fountain out of order. We start the queue by grabbing a tray that looks like it was made by Ikea, utensils and a selection of three kinds of bread. A vast array of food in front of us, on the other side of the glass, I wanted to take the time to ask the woman serving us what everything was, there were soups and meats sitting in juices, vegetables floating to the surface, but she just passed her ladle through a couple of them and pointed above our heads where on top of some gold lettering that welcomed us in Hungarian, was a description of everything being served in two languages, one of which I understand so-so. We were only going to get so much helpfulness as more people started lining up and getting their bread. A banister stopped us from letting anybody pass us and we felt stressed to get as much food as we could and pass to the cashier.  “Do you want schnitzel?” the sausage didn’t look that attractive, will that be with polenta or mashed potatoes, quick, grab some pickled vegetables, what about the cakes with great big pieces of cherry in them on dozens of plates above the présentoir, I’ll grab one of these beers, what do you want to drink, quick.

I was already full after the soup.

Your typical x-mas standards played above us, but the Hungarian adaptation, which just sounds like a mouthful of consonants  and umlauts. We even had the pleasure of hearing the Magyar “Santa, baby” originally sung by Marilyn Monroe.

More people flooded in, serious faces, blond hair, mustaches. Speaking their funny language.

I love train travel. I wish there was a pass you could buy, valid for everywhere trains go, in the world! I also wish I could get one for free.

Okay, im talking crazy

I’m gonna try and get some sleep

insert english expression in your conversation

Uncategorized — simon @ 6:17 pm

might have had gastritis or maybe the muscles in my esophagus had a hard time contracting, third day of constant snow, cluj-napoca, capital of transilvania, Natalia moving to London, new coat, nighttime mess, high, possibly constipated

the untouched streets covered in snow were enough for our love, it seems. the mix of kitsch and old stone walls, you eat placenta, i have a crappy chicken shoarma. smoking spices and packing, we’re sleeping at the retro hostel tonight, we’ve been sleeping so badly lately. last night the trip through the carpathians was especially  enchanting, frightening. wonderful foggy, icy windows. pulling ourselves through the snow and the night. a 6 hour trip in 12, arriving as the weak white sun rose. your friends were still packing, shit all over, coffee and cigarettes. i love this city. i wanna go out, sing, dance, karaoke, gawk in awe at the architecture. but you have a headache.

in a few years, we’ll transition from winter to summer, summer to winter, no equinox.   And then, who knows, we might skip a summer. Eventually, one year, your country will be tropical, the next, arctic.

I’m slaughtering a pig on saturday morning. or, I’m holding the hind legs.

So, what, does Valerie have a poster of my girlfriend hanging on her wall?

it’s midnight now, I’ve skyped with lise & john this evening, my brother tried calling and my friend Gijs in A’dam. it’s incredible having a laptop and being able to take pictures, listen to music, look up stuff. at ste-foy elementary i remember when we got a cd-rom. people would line up at the library to look at pictures of dinosaurs on the computerized encyclopedia.

this blog is basically about you, sinbad. or rather, the relationship between you and I. where is simon now? I just wish i got around to type out stuff that was deep and meaningful or of some consequence.

palinka and vodka, wine bottles lying around. ketchup, strawberry banana juice, bloody marys.

i wrote you a poem

you eat cheese

post

Uncategorized — simon @ 11:34 am

havent slept more than 5 hours a night for the last 6 days, first day of fast, my laptop, restaurant One by U.N.A.T.C., bucuresti, romania, eastern europe, the 90′s, 7 time zones later

Or is it labtop? seems to me it sits on top of my lap, doesnt it? i dont have a lab.      ….i used to have a golden retriever.

your room was clean, we messed it up, pulled up the screen and smoked pall malls out the window, hiding the butts, i was looking for the sun glasses i had bought for 30 bucks at trudeau when i surprised you because i was just too high, i am wearing clothing from around the world i told you as i was looking up at you upside down, my socks are from romania, my pants from bc, my shirt from brazil, my sweater from new-brunswick, my hat from austria, my jacket probably from germany. anyway i thought of looking behind the fridge and instead found the jewelry you thought you had lost forever after we came back from vama veche when we met a year and a half ago.

everything is so familiar yet i havent fallen into the realization that im here yet. laying you down in bed, it felt like no time had passed. when you got back it felt to you like you were just in another part of montreal, little romania. i forgot to bring the squeeky cheese.  on the city bus a woman came to the airport to have supper with her brother who was flying to d.c. from vancouver, we were talking about people who work in new york but commute from london. and what about dubai?

i was half expecting the stray dogs to be running after our plane touching down as if we were a car

i guess thats the difference between otopeni and banasea

the difference between lufthansa and wizzair, 2 1/2 hours of being spoken to by flight attendants in either german or english, being served german bier and either turkey or cheese (cheese, with radish mayo on vollkornbrot) balisto und mineralwasser, smoking gauloises at FRA, and well, a wizzair flight

one of the few times someone was waiting for me at the airport, for half a second i wasnt sure it was really you, just a flashing blur running to hug me, an overdose of sleeplessness and carelessly travelling throughout environments and receiving all of you at once.

we got really hungry, and the waiters were simply ignoring us, took our business across the street to Papillon

its weird to eat vegan in romania.

refusing to bring ciorba back to buc from blejoi (prahova) was like a slap to bunica’s face. “but it’s delicious!”  but our religious convictions are stronger

-we can just have oral sex.

-no, thats sex.

-not according to bill clinton. what about anal? thats how mary was a virgin.

-NO!

-oh, c’mon! what if i tap your bummies like this, is that sex?

-that’s alright.

-YES!! (tap tap tap tap tap)

what I dont understand is how a goth like simona (who just coloured the tips of her hair blue, which must have been a lengthy process, first dying her brown hair black, then bleaching the ends and then dying them blue. she is actually not wearing solely black today) has been fasting since the 15th (” i have my few exceptions.” dumplings, apparently) obviously its not due to her religious convictions. maybe she just likes being vegan 80 days a year. i asked how hard she found it to refrain from sex. no response.

and then theres the whole breaking the fast by eating an entire pig. the way a fast is broken is one of the most important steps of the process. we have a juicer. we’ll do a juice fast. for ten days or so. then ease our way into eating pork. teo doesnt feel like she’ll have enough energy for school and the gym. any tips?

i got a north-america-to-europe plug adaptor thingy. only 5 lei. im happy. its the first time i bring electrical appliances to europe. whats happening to me? laPtop, digital camera, watch, might even get a cell-u-lar tele-phone. thing is, i dont even know what to do on the inter-web except check e-mails and fessebouche. i need something i can waste time on (y’know except porn) “don’t you have a blog?” oh yeah! i think its time for a list:

things

I

miss

about

Romania

…and Teo

is this a “simon will be high on pot party”?

Uncategorized — simon @ 2:06 pm

medical testing, after-lunch, nappish, “so long, marianne”,

four years ago, sinbad wrote:

yo yo Simon,
so dude, I was like hanging out thinking about stuff and then I thought of
something really funny, oh yeah, i should probably mention that I was
stoned at the time. Someone was talking to me and all I could think of
was, like, I was being distracted at the time too and like in my thoughts,
because when your high and like someone could be saying anything and your
just thinking to yourself = what is going on right now? So that totally
happened except I was thinking of something really funny that was relevant
to the situation. Okay picture this, you, basically you or an actor
playing you, and your sitting at a table with drinks or whatever with some
friends, and you guys just like got high except none of them are as high
as you and they can still keep up a conversation and stay focused on a
subject, and like they can talk together pretty okay without having too
much trippy thoughts, okay, so then your character, like, is really stoned
and all he can think of is how high he is, so like someone will say
something like, i dunno, eh = yo, yeah thats cool how you can get wireless
on campus, yknow something completely trivial whatever, and then your all
like= Aaah, yes. I’m stoned. Except like, in that way, like, when you put
your finger on your chin and mouth, yknow, like your really thinking,
like, someone else would be like = Hey, I saw a cool show at Divan,  and
then your like= hmmmmm, I am currently stoned. And i thought it was funny
because then I was like imagining like, a daily routine, like you see you
get on the bus and the bus drivers like = bonjour, – and then your like =
chu stoned. Is this only funny to me, I guess I would have to act it out
to you in some way. so that you can get the humour. Anyways, when should I
come visit you out west.

sinbad.r

to which simon replied:

sometimes when you’re stoned, and thats just a general you, you (again) start making a whole lot of sense, if only to you(general)(no wait, specific) (uh, generaly specific) the library’s a great place to hang out, but some libraries go on to be succesful, prominent features of the local sector, and other times, also sometimes you make only sense to everyone else, or you only make sense to everyone else and not you(genital) you(herpes) can also make sense to everyone and you(brackets) ours (affectionate our meaning, us, the poulation (1200) (average age: 32.2) (date of discovery by white people or paler shade than natives, vincente tofino: italian cartographer, :1788) of tofino) is only a room in which you can hardly fit leonard nemoy’s guide to every movie ever made in every language with new updated sections on post DVD era material and pre-historic moving image projection, including indexes for stock footage, speaking of which, you should put together a cornucopia of stock footage from your camera and cameras youve had and alexs and my fathers old super8 and 8 and 16 mm and you should actually do this, and we’ll put on a show, performance art in quebec city in february, or march, or newfoundland where a japanese kid will scream to the top of his lungs and 17 year old girls will dance growing wings and digiredoo, and sometimes you dont make any sense to anyone and everyone and/or you(in which i write about my newfound lust and desires, and my feelings on lesbianism and male dungeness crabs of the pacific northwest coast, costing only 25$ a word) sometimes youre paranoid (i know this has happened to you as its happened to me, but the bud here is much more mellow, so we sit and talk, write books and novels of and poetry, listen to movies and music that makes us, make us think, come up with theories, last night i saw elvis’ hips and if i was a teenage girl back in 62 or a hip beatnick doggone gal, i dont know, maybe my name would be betty id wear a red ribbon in my dark brown hair and get social ideas and drink too much coffee that would result later on in my life, early 80s, when id given up that lifestyle, and maybe found jesus, but kept my addiction to coffee that i would buy in fancy cafes and carry around in my car as i brought my kids to conferences on how to tie a bowtie, do you(69)uoy know how?, kidney stones, which is quite a hectic operations, id still keep these stones in a jar, somewhere in the house i never really leave, i would be infatuated and more than willing to bend over and take it from that gyrating pelvis, but iwasnt refering to you exactly, exacto, it was another one of those yous, man, john steinbeck! (east of that garden, where we grow tomatoes, of eden) do they love poppin up!) and it sticks even when youre not, or you dont think you are under any influence. daily delirium. i get 7 or so days off  as of jan. 3rd, i’ll pay half your transportation (whichever mode of transportation you use to get around to getting to the “other end” of the country) so’s i can go swimming in the ocean on xxx-mas morning with you(la fin n’est pas necesairement meilleur ou pire que le debut et thats a you-you)

-betty      or so

so there, a little bit from the archives!

navy day

Uncategorized — simon @ 1:24 am

slightly flatulent.

salman rushdie just told craig ferguson that he’s big in romania.

vampire puns ensue.

Trying to win

Uncategorized — simon @ 1:59 am

Sunday,”Meditations in Suburbia”, only six hours difference for the next week, waxing moon, Chevalier de Dyonis Pinot Noir Dealu Mare 2008,” i love you” john coltrane, full from apple pie

LECŢIA ÎNTŢÎIA (lektsia î’ntîia)

Vorbesc româneşte

1Ei sînt din Italia, iar ea este românca.

2Eşti sigur ?

3 - Da, sînt foarte sigur.

4 – Sînteţi român ?

5 – Nu sînt român, sînt italian.

6 - Vorbiţi bine româneşte.

7 – Acum învăţ limba română. Sîntem în România de puţin timp.

8 Nu este român. Nu e român. Nu-i român.

I got to this part of the book ive been reading since forever the other day on the bus (maintenant la 92 du service de la RTC ou, jadis, celle qu’on appellait affectuesement la st-aug. ah! nostalgie!) i had been expecting it, not knowing where in the book though, if even at all, since you had quoted the film adaptation:

“No. I been thinkin’, long as I’m a outlaw anyways, maybe I could- Hell, I ain’t thought it out clear, Ma. Don’ worry me now. Don’ worry me.                                                                                                                     They sat silent in the coal-black cave of vines. Ma said, “How’m I gonna know ’bout you? They might kill ya an’ I wouldn’ know. They might hurt ya. How’m I gonna know?”                                                         Tom  laughed uneasily, “Well, maybe like Casy says, a fella ain’t got a soul of his own, but on’y a piece of a big one – an’ then  -  “                                                                                                                                                “Then what, Tom?”                                                                                                                                                            “Then it don’ matter. Then I’ll be all aroun’ in the dark. I’ll be ever’where – wherever you look. Wherever they’s a fight so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever they’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. If Casy knowed, why, I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad an’ – I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry an’ they know supper’s ready. An’ when our folks eat the stuff they raise an’ live in the houses they build – why, I’ll be there. See? God, I’m talkin’ like Casy. Comes of thinkin’ about him so much. Seems like I can see him sometimes.”

I would be hurt by the way you would choose to demonize me  on film,  unbeknownst to me.

Can we just be cool now?

doing some work at my grandparents’ this week, before i head to the medical study (G.W.A.C.C.?) grand-papa offered me a leffe and was telling me about these video-jukeboxes in the thirties, on which they use to listen to spike jones (?!)  and his city slickers sing clink, clink, another drink:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijnfdLFhn2o

yesterday was a great day for shoplifting, stolen heart


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